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“The scene: Me, a college senior still living in a dorm doing my weekly snacks and root beer run at the local Wal-Mart
“The thought: “Man, how do people with a whole family grocery shop? Like what do you do if you buy more than you can fit in your arms?”
“Carts. That’s what carts are for.”
Another commented: “I said it would be nice if we had a ‘mirror app!'”
A third added: “I was on a long train trip, gazing out the window, when I said to my friend: ‘I feel like every railroad crossing gate we’ve passed since I’ve been looking has been down… what are the odds…'”
Another shared: “Not too much ice please, don’t wanna water it down. (It was literally just a cup of ice water)”
A user said: “My manager’s manager asked me to ballpark the percentage of time I was spending on each of my three projects. I confidently told him: 75% on project A, 25% on project B, and 25% on project C. I heard my cubicle neighbor laughing (didn’t immediately click that she was laughing at me).
“Manager’s manager paused a moment, then in a very kind and patient voice (like he was speaking to a Labrador with a learning disability) “So, I’d like those numbers to add up to 100%. Can you try again?” Then it dawned on me.”
Another shared: “Got introduced to identical twins. First thing I said was ‘wow, how can you guys tell each other apart?'”
And finally someone said: “A stranger asked my wife, ‘what time is it?’ and she said ‘right now?'”
Do you have any embarrassing mishaps?